02:47 AM · The old pager
PagerDuty / Opsgenie
Disk 84%, cleared itself
p99 latency blip
Healthcheck flapped 2x
API 5xx spike, the real one
50% off your current pager bill, guaranteed
The PagerDuty & Opsgenie
Retirement Program
Retirement Program
Vibe OnCall replaces PagerDuty and Opsgenie, then puts 20+ AI agents in front of your engineers. The agents catch the alert, find the cause, and start the fix. By the time a human is paged, the work is half done. Run Vibe OnCall alongside PagerDuty or Opsgenie free for up to 12 months, or migrate fully in under 72 hours.
Keep your Slack, Teams, and integrations. Get half your pager bill back, guaranteed in writing. The agents handle the rest.
Why now
We retired the pager once already.
The physical pager peaked in the 1990s, then collapsed. Motorola, which had long dominated the market, announced its exit from the pager business in 2001, and by the mid-2000s the beeper was a relic. Then PagerDuty rebuilt the pager in software and called it progress. But a digital pager is still a pager: it buzzes, and the human does everything after. It's time to retire the digital one too, and replace it with agentic orchestration that actually does the work.
Motorola announced its exit from new pager manufacturing in 2001; the beeper faded from mainstream use by the mid-2000s (industry histories; Wikipedia).
The 2:47am test
Same page. Two very different nights.
One alert storm. Here is what the old pager hands you, and what the agents hand you.
The offer
50% Off your pager bill. Guaranteed.
We commit, in writing, to half your current PagerDuty or Opsgenie paging spend for the drop-in pager replacement. The price is locked into your contract, day one.
*Agents priced separately
01 · Pager price
Half-price paging, guaranteed
A drop-in replacement for PagerDuty or Opsgenie paging at 50% of your current spend, locked into your contract. The On-Call Agent team is a separate tier, priced on usage and the work it does, so you only pay for the AI that earns its keep.
In writing, day one
02 · Parallel Premium
Run both free, up to 12 months
Keep your current pager running while Vibe OnCall runs right alongside it: premium white-glove, at no cost, until your contract lapses. Plus 2 weeks of hands-on customization. You never pay two vendors at once.
Up to 12 months
03 · Migration support + Customization
We do the hard part for you
Leaving an incumbent is the real blocker. So we move you hands-on, mirror every route, and prove it on live traffic before you cut over, plus 2 weeks of customization for your on-call workflows.
White-glove. 2 weeks of workflow customization.
Switch for the price. Stay for the team.
Meet the On-Call Agents.
20+ specialized agents that detect, triage, and resolve, all coordinated by a Tier 0 orchestration layer.
Detect & triage
Alert triage
Noise filtered, related alerts grouped, and incidents ranked by real impact. Latency spikes, cascading app alerts, and load-balancer warnings collapse into one incident with a clear primary cause, learned from your infrastructure, not static rules.
Cuts ~70% alert noise from month one
Investigate
Context assembly
Recent deploys, related metrics, error logs, and similar past incidents pulled automatically. The timeline assembles itself before you finish reading alert one.
No more 7-tab scavenger hunt
Respond
Response guidance
Recent deploys, related metrics, error logs, and similar past incidents pulled automatically. The timeline assembles itself before you finish reading alert one.
No more 7-tab scavenger hunt
Document & learn
Post-mortems & memory
On resolve, the post-mortem drafts itself with timeline, root cause, and action items, ready for review instead of written from scratch, and the learnings persist for the next incident.
Saves ~90 min of reconstruction per incident
What you actually see
The agents work in the open
Every correlation, investigation, and fix shows up in the incident channel as it happens, so on-call always knows what's been handled and what's left. No black box, no guessing what the AI did.
How the switch actually works
Off the old pager in under 72 hours
No ambiguity, no surprises. Agentic Mirroring runs both systems side by side on live traffic until you're ready to cut over.
1
Test
2
Trial
3
Go-live
1
Mirror
Connect PagerDuty or Opsgenie read-only. We mirror your schedules, escalation policies, routing rules, and integrations into a Vibe OnCall twin, including the dependencies your team forgot were there.
Test · no risk
2
Validate
Both systems run in parallel on real traffic with safety nets on. You confirm every page, route, and escalation lands exactly as expected. Nothing goes live on trust.
Trial · safety nets on
3
Cut over
Flip the switch when you're ready, not before. Old pager off, Vibe OnCall live, agents on point, zero gaps in coverage.
Go-live · old pager off
